Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Okay I can safely say that today is my most favourite day of this month. Actually 4 things happened today. I'll start at number 1 which happened in the morning...
1) Went to Holy Innocents Primary to market Skss and Girl Guides ( cuz their sch brownies get PNA Gold). So I met Yuan Fang first and we discussed her script. Later we met Ms Kalidalh (Ms K), Mrs Emily Cheng ( Mrs C) and Joyce. So we went in and we did the presentation of our school Ms K talked about our school while the video of our CCAs are playing and on one of the pictures, Nila and Prevathi were right in front. The next picture was a zoomed-in face of Mang Ling.After the video, I was the first student to talk. Mostly, i crapped a lot. Saying that Guides very fun, we got Gold for 4 consecutive years, we got many activities etc. Then Yuan Fang talked abt SK sch life. After that Mrs C told them to make a wise choice. Ms K then added that our school got new aesthetic programmes like guitar, computer etc.. Then we left and Mrs C and Ms K brought us to Jalan Kayu for Roti-prata. On the way we crapped alot. Ms K kept on singing..and talking about homosexuals, Mrs C also joke a lot. We got lost and finally managed to arrive to Jalan Kayu. Ms K treated us roti-prata and drinks I drank a gigantic bag of iced teh-tarik and peed 5 times today. Later, Mrs C suddenly mood -swing n become slightly depressed.( cua she in sch and home got stress..and while entering HI primary's carpark, she scratched her new car on a curb)
After our food arrived we left ( we da bao mah). Finally,we went back to school. New things i found out today by the two teachers.
1) Ms K is getting married on January next year
2) Ms K lives in pasir ris st 21
3) Ms K is going to shift to Tampines next year opposite TPJC
4) Ms K is going to be my next year EL teacher
5) She has "homo" friends (the teachers, mainly Mrs V, mS sAZ...ETC)
6)Mrs C will be leaving us soon.
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2) During lesson i learnt a new game. K y sore loser n left the class without forfeitting. TK also lose and she luckily avoided being punished by pole-dancing.
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3) After school, bought ice-cream with Grace and Prevathi. Thought that ice- cream was too common unlike Ben and Jerry's. Tasted Grace's ice-cream and she tasted my raspberry-flavoured ice-cream. Went for PGA meeting at Burger King
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4) Today's CIP was totally fun. We marked the lower primary pupils' assesment books and two boy's work caught my attention. Here are some hilarious mistakes they made under the vocabulary section. ( Warning: Do not eat or drink while reading the samples below. You might choke with laughter and die.The author is not responsoble for any deaths)
Xavier:
-A womb is a place which is quiet and peaceful.
-Many believe that all good people will go to stable/ aviary when they pass away.
-My sister wore a beautiful white singlet on her wedding day.
-The farmer plants his crops in his womb.
-The warrior used his cream to fight the enemy.
-I go to the Heaven to check on the horses.
Stuart:
-Would you like to have a cup of Choir?
-I wiped my mouth after eating my bone.
-The teacher punished Jim by making him stand in the womb.
-My father used a sharpener to shave his beard.
-I walked so much that my feet became handsome.
-Someone who guards prisons...A lifeguard.
Then i laughed and laughed and laughed till a point in time where i breathed from my nose and mouth at the same time, making me snort. The Grace, Nila and Prevathi laughed even harder.
So actually, I sounding someting like: Wahaha...haha..hurh(trying to breath) hurh...haha..haha..knorghhh...hahaha.
Sooo funny. HAHA! That's all for now. Good bye!
7:09 PM
